Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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