Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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