Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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