For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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