it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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