Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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