Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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