Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I came so hard my ears popped.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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