I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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