Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
should my penis look like a turkey
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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