Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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