Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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