He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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