I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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