on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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