Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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