why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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