dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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