my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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