I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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