i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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