This girl is more easily done than said...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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