Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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