His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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