Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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