we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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