She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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