Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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