when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
