She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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