Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
even my farts smell like vagina
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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