i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
no, he came in my armpit
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Oh god it's open bar.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize
