The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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