Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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