I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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