Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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