New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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