I want to stick my p in your. b.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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