Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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