Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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