he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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