Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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Let's get the cat blown out
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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