ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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