No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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