Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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