Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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