This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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