well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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