Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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