just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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