Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
tell me about the fingering
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