I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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