READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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