Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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