I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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